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Quotes 2001-2002 Season
"Sorry I am late; I was cleaning up bunny poop" - Rose
"I get to say it -but I don't want to say it - fu**!!!" - Olivia
"You can only eat so much lettuce" - Rose
"Nothing like pronouncing Russian names with a Spanish accent" - Matt on Tillmann's reading
"Fu** Buber" - Olivia
"I'd like to point out that in one day, we've had questions about fu** and the tits of Tiresias" - Stan
"Can I be your baklava?" - Kristin
"Stan and his instruments of mass destruction" - Rose on Stan's camera
"You know, Picasso hasn't come out with any new paintings lately" - Matt
"I'm always the frickin' naked woman with the plant" - Kristin , on her astrological sign
"My ass still hurts from last night" - Stan
"Kristin tried to check out my rack" - Olivia
"I think we might be able to do this because I'm a ghetto ho" - Olivia
"Isadora Duncan: SCARF. CAR. DEATH." - Olivia
"You just don't read enough pornographic novels, Olivia" - Rose
"I know the Greek word for dildo" - Rose
"Ten points for potato skins" - Kristin
"Identify this satirical porn...I mean poem" - Stan (yep...we know what was on his mind!)
"I have been deflowered" - Kristin on her lei getting destroyed
"There's a Conan guy -- besides Arnold?" - Brian
"I like friction" - Matt
"Less sex toys, more quiz bowl" - Stan
"It doesn't say to prompt on 'Your mom' " - Jon
"Let's go back to trash, where he doesn't know anything." - Olivia about Brian
"You slept with Anmol a lot last year." Sarah to Jon
"Shove it, Sarah Jane!" - Karen
"Let's torture SJ by saying something like 'Family Ties'."- Jon
"I am Philosophy Man!" - Brian
"Ok, I'm good with Nazis!" - Brian
"Did you OD again Amanda?" - Olivia
"I felt the Holst vibe" - Brian
"John Donne was the conceit bitch" - Brian
"I wrote it down - I can't do more than that - other than remember it" - Brian
"I was toking the mathematical bong today." - PQ
"I forgot she was a Commie" - Matt on Lucille Ball
"Thongs go up your ass, slippers go between your toes" - Olivia
"He's not Hispanic, he's just Spanic " - Matt on Antonio Bandaras
"The devil and James Fennimore Cooper...some say they're one in the same" - Stan
"I think you should do an interpretive dance suggesting 'Greenland'" - Stan
"Eastern Europe always get the shaft with muffins" - Colin in reference to a packet title
"When you find out the faculty have real lives they're really funny" - Colin
"Danger Will Robinson, there's a penis in your butt!" - Amanda , i n response to the lyrics of a song by Barnes and Barnes, which included Billy Mumy, who played Will Robinson on Lost in Space
"Glue-Baby-Be-Gone" -- Amanda , in response to a question about a contraceptive skin patch
Question begins "You have 2 coins in a covered box...."
Colin: "Schrödinger's....quarter!"
Matt: "Spartacus. oh I just gave away the next answer.it's Sally Forth."
Stan in Spartacus voice : "I AM SALLY FORTH!"
Stan: "Can you prompt on 'major-league fu**ed-up guy?" On L. Ron Hubbard
Amanda: "No, but I can prompt on 'your mom'"
Matt: "Blah blah blah -- Chinese... Oh my God, I'm turning into Stan!"
Stan in Simpson's Mr. Burns' voice : "Excellent!"
Sarah: to Olivia : "You're getting jumped after practice..."
Brian: "Okay!"
Matt: "Have any Pumpkins?" (meaning the band)
Jon: *blank stare*
Matt: "Is that your final answer?" as prompted by the WWTBAM themed question, which said "Be a prick and ask 'Is that your final answer"
Stan: "Yes, you prick."
Kristin on band-aids : "They got rid of the red string and I was so upset!"
Matt: "You need help."
Matt: "This epic poem centers on the exploits of...Dear GOD!" coming to an unpronounceable name
Rose: "The Bible!!!!"
Case Western 2001 Quotes
"I'm wafer thin...I have to keep my girlish figure." - Brian
"Man! When I was a freshman all the guys on campus knew my first name" - Max being snide during a conversation about "Mindy the Beer Whore"
"So are you going to ride his ass Amanda?" - Karen meaning the car in front of us
"Hell yeah!" - Amanda
"He has this look of 'But I'm too cute to fall'" - Karen after Max almost becomes the third member of the team to fall out of his chair.
"I have the ultimate girlish figure." - Brian
"...Well, when I took it...*quizzical looks from other players*...wait, I think I'm sharing too much..." - Stephanie Walker from Chicago on a TRASH bonus about home pregnancy test brands.
"I don't think Stan can be humbled." - Max
"These guns are illegal in 48 states *flexing arms* - Brian
"What, these little things?" - Amanda
"You know, it's that one game where you call and they say 'Your boyfriend's name is Todd.'" - Edmund from George Washington
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5 April, 2004
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