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Quotes 2002-2003 Season

"Who said yes? Someone said yes..." - Olivia , after someone said Kryptonite is an element
"I got the other one when you don't get it" - Brian , on the other team's bonus
"This is Plutarch... that whore...." - Olivia
"Maybe it's the Carpenters --they had lots of piss poor music" - James
"Lets keep our fruit straight here" - Sarah , at dinner
"I know that, but that's not what my tongue said" - Matt , after negging
"Don't make me come over there and love you" - question quoting a country song
"Peppers? Oh, I thought that was part of your body that I had never heard of" - James
"John Stewart Mill-- that utilitarian dipsh**" - Stan
"If I had more middle fingers, they'd be up too!" - Amanda
"Drowning is so passe" - James
"Too much diet Coke... too much diet Coke..." - Brian
"Well, you know -- Columbus, Nazis, whatever" - Sarah Wyatt
"Jewel -- the Inuit Mormon" - Kyle
"I don't need their stupid Aztecian mamma jamma" - Brian on pronouncing Quetzalcoatl
"That's a bad question -- but I laugh at you for not getting it" - Brian
"I wanted that feeling of seeing them cry" - Kyle
"Because 10 is better than 1 -- unless you're playing golf. Then 10 is far worse than 1" - Kyle
"Jimmy Carter is starting to look like a peanut" - James
"We're gonna raise money so we can wave it front of starving children" - Matt
"I was thinking about Saul Bellow in the shower this morning" - Stan
"Concur is harsh: it's all Anglo-Saxon on your ass" - Kyle on Livy's favorite word
"To have Treat Williams in anything is to guarantee terribility" - Stan
"They kick you in the nuts if you even look at a tree funny!" - Matt , on environmentalists
"I have to say my first bang was very disappointing" - Matt
"I oughta smell like a baby's bottom from here to Indianapolis; there's enough soap in my pants" - Stan , after spilling tomato juice all over himself
"I try to avoid books from the left or the right. I like books abut... bunnies" - Jonathan
"Letting Bob be in charge would be like letting a cat be in charge of lab mice" - Amanda , on the thought of Bob being a junior counselor at summer camp

Matt reading : "Cap guzzles anus flavored liquor... wait, is that how you pronounce it?"
Response: "You mean anise?"

Olivia: "You know Stan, some of us laugh because it's good for the soul."
Amanda: "And some of us laugh because we're doped up on happy pills."

Olivia: "You would make a bad shepherd." on Kyle leading teammates to the wrong room
Kyle: "You would make bad sheep."

James: "It's like a fake dirty word!"
Stan reading: "Angina"

Kyle: "I don't like Peggy Lee -- She's a bitch."
Matt: "Why?"
Kyle: "She wasn't my answer"

James: "Isn't he gay?" About Saul Bellow
Matt: "No. He's Jewish"

Brian: reading  "I'm going to have to ask for more"
Rose: "You're going to have to be out of luck"

Amanda: "Oh, Brian will cry" reading the the other team a bonus about Roman emperors
Kyle: "It's okay, I think we're going to cry too"

Stan: "Those first two were minorly frightening..." On a bonus about soup labels
Matt: "Well, my mom eats a lot of soup"

Amanda: "Defect points from Sarah's team..."
Stan: "We will emigrate to the other team!"

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